"A Lake City woman was airlifted to Shands Jacksonville on Sunday afternoon, after her gun fell into the commode and shot her in the buttocks, according to the Columbia County Sheriff's Office.
"A deputy was called to the Moore Road address shortly after 3 p.m., about a shooting and saw a woman
bleeding severely from her left buttock. Emergency medical technicians were on the scene and had the woman airlifted to Jacksonville, reports say.
IRONY ALERT: "Reports say the woman had just taken classes on firearm safety and she had a fear of being robbed due to past incidents."