New Data on In-Car Farting Released

Posted 10.30.2002 by Dakota
A British magazine, Top Gear, has compiled a list of statistics profiling the average driver. One of these is that the average driver emits more than 912 pints of farts inside a car during his or her lifetime. It's not clear how they arrived at the figure! In contrast, the survey found that the average driver will have sex in the car only six times during their lives. Mr. and Mrs. Average will swear or blaspheme 32,025 times behind the wheel!
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