"In the words of Leonard Cohen, this was ‘Johnny Walker wisdom,' and I'm sure it won't happen again," said Crown attorney Gerard Laarhuis.

"Court heard that MacDougall and a friend, another RMC cadet, went to a downtown Kingston bar one Friday night last month and met a pair of women. When he went to the bathroom, MacDougall found it occupied.

"Finding himself resourceful after drinking, MacDougall decided to take matters into his own hands and headed for the darkened balcony where he found temporary relief. In the midst of urinating from the balcony, the cadet realized that he was hitting a car parked below..."

Thanks to Bukkake Boy for sending this in.