Treat pancreatic cancer with a coffee enema

Posted 11.07.2002 by Dave
There's something odd in the thought of spraying coffee up your ass when you consider that every time you drink coffee, you end up spewing shit a few hours later.


"Because pancreatic cancer is one of the most deadly types, it doesn't take long for researchers to find out if one treatment extends life longer than another. In the pilot study, Gonzalez's treatment more than tripled the 5-1/2 month life expectancy of pancreatic cancer patients on standard treatment.

"Caffeine stimulates certain nerves in the lower bowel, he said, that trigger a neurological reflex that makes the liver -- the body's main detoxification organ -- work more efficiently.

"He says he follows the program himself as a preventive measure, works 14 hours a day and feels great.

"'I thought (coffee enemas) were yucky when I first started doing them -- I had to get used to them,' he said. 'But I felt so much better from the first day that I never looked back.'"

"Gonzalez's treatment includes two coffee enemas every day, plus about 150 supplements in pill form and a strict organic and vegetarian diet."
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
healthy 1 (1427) -- 10.15.2006

Yes, I've heard of coffe enemas and tea enemas for cancer.

One of the best cancer hospitals (Oasis of Hope) www.oasisofhope.com uses this method.
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Nine Inch Log (363) -- 10.15.2006

Is the coffee hot or cold? If hot that would hurt like hell.

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runninggrrl2 (170) -- 10.15.2006

NIL--I'm guessing it's cold or maybe warm. Not hot though, that'd be comparable to torture. I've heard that drinking coffee can decrease your risk of colon cancer, but I've never heard of doing a coffee enema. Interesting. I bet you'd get a great buzz off of that.


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DungDaddy (1386) -- 11.07.2006

Enemas are always best served warm. My sister-in-law is a nurse, and she lectured me one time (on a long drive) for about an hour on enemas.

El Fartismo the... (110) -- 11.07.2006

Coffee enema ahhhh what a rush. Its like Folgers in your cup.

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No one is the same after I release my Methane!

Anomalous Coward (690) -- 11.07.2006

Don't the sugar cubes irritate a bit going in?

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