Desperate Man Breaks into Norwegian Parliament

Posted 11.07.2002 by Dakota
A man who broke into the Norwegian Parliament said he only wanted to use the toilet. The 33-year-old used a screwdriver to break into the building in Oslo at 5.00 A.M. The alarm went off. The man told a court in Oslo that he had not planned to steal anything and had been desperate to use the toilet. He was sentenced to perform 90 hours of community service.
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DungDaddy (1369) -- 11.07.2006

We need to contact Sven to see if he will write us a poop report about how he had to go real bad and tried to break into parliament.

Anomalous Coward (690) -- 11.07.2006

I think that Sven was doing a great and noble service. So much shit tends to flow from the government to the citizenry, he was just trying to return it to the source from which it sprang. Recycling as it were. Ja, you betcha. Sure ting.

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