"Honey, how was your day?"

"Shitty. I was a walking turd."

"Who did you offend today?"

"Thats not it. They made me dress up as a pile of human feces and walk around promoting this sick-ass video game!"

"You're full of shit. You've started shooting dope again, haven't you---get the hell out of this house!"

"Honey, I'm telling the truth...!" (scroll down to "Boong-ga Boong-ga")