Ankle smacked over ferret feces

Posted 11.14.2002 by Dave
How do you hit someone in the ankle? I mean, if you're gonna hit someone with a bat... why the ankle? Thanks to Hairy Pooter for sending this in.

"A 24-year-old Meyers man allegedly struck his roommate in the left ankle with an aluminum baseball bat after they got in an argument over ferret feces, an El Dorado County sheriff's deputy said."
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The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 10.18.2006

Personally, I've found that the very tip of Mr. Winkie is a much more affective place to strike.

Seriously, the smell of ferret feces is so disgusting, I might be drawn to beat the crap out of someone. Especially some deadbeat who just left it lying around.

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GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 10.19.2006

If the guy was aiming for a kneecap, maybe the recipient shrunk from the blow, bending his leg up and retracting, thereby placing his ankle in the path of the strike.

Or, maybe the article doesn't mention that Meyers is a dwarf.

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