This guy really is a genius!!

His secret fantasy is to store a motorcycle in the living room for the winter. I thought everyone did that...

No that is art I would pay for...

Well, maybe.

As weird as "butt painting" sounds, it must take alot of tallent to do.

I tip my hat to Stan, he is a true genius.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Stan also has the perfect rejoinder when somebody rags on his art. If they tell him to go sit on it, he can always say: "I always do."

He must sit pretty hard. His cock and balls have been slapped on too. Guys think about this, to get your junk to slap the ground, that takes an interesting type of sit.

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My question is:

How does he get his penis to hold the paintbrush to do the stems and leaves?

As an author (yes, a pro), I am appalled that a man who does his work under a pseudonym, who is good enough to be financially successful as an artist, is being removed from teaching ART because of narrow-minded civil servants with oatmeal for brains.

How many people do good enough work, in any of the arts, to make significant money at it? That is, how many are pros? Not many. How many pros take time away from their real work to teach others? Not many.

These kids have a chance to learn their art from a genuine pro--an amazing opportunity. That is, until some gray-faced, little tin god of a civil servant throws it all away.

I went to the school Mr. Murmur taught at and I took art classes every year and he was a very nice man, he always had jokes. People look at his art in a negative aspect. Any person can sling paint on a canvas and call themselves an artist, but what he does takes practice and lots of skill. It's not like he brings his technique into the classroom and tells everybody to rub their asses in paint. He used a different name to keep his job and his personal art seperate. The school never had a problem with him before they found out his little secret. And its not like they saw it through his teachings, they found out from a student that found some paintings on the internet with his last name. Give the man a break. But on the bright side, look how much publicity he is getting.

Julie, I am a pro too. I write for a living, and I teach writing part time at a local community college. So I am all those things you say professionals don't do -- and more. I am also a civil servant. That's right -- the government hires writers every day, and I've known plenty of good ones in civil service. Everything that's written by every office of government you deal with is written by a professional writer. So come down off of your cloud and taste reality. Many folks from all walks of life who wholeheartedly support the arts and freedom of artistic expression don't necessarily extend that support to people who deal with their children. No eyebrows would be raised if he were a college art instructor. But (no pun intended) because he teaches minor children, the school board has an obligation to at least step back and see what this is all about. That appears to be all they are doing at this point. Damn, I wish I could be suspended with pay.

GGG, ever heard of a cathader? Same principle, harder object.

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i dont see why this guy got fired, thats like pretty cool, i would deffinately pay for that, but no, i wouldn't

I too am a teacher of impresionable young people. However, let's get a life here. The man is an artist, he has not brought the work into the classroom. He has not been unprofessional at work. He is a leader and role model. What is wrong with him making a little extra money with his art? Heavens knows he doesn't make enough as a teacher. The school board needs to get a life.

This is just another example of people having nothing better to do than to pry into somebody's private life. Wonder if the school board members who made the decision to terminate Stan have "little secrets" of their own?