Sphincterine: from MintyAss

Posted 11.25.2002 by Dave
I've posted links to MintyAss before, but I got this email from the MintyAss guy himself, so I felt I'd share:


Dude,

I just came across your site and want to say I dig it big time. I passed it on to a bunch of my ass-ociates.

I have developed a revolutionary new product called Sphincterine...

the worlds first Ass-tringent & the last frontier in personal hygeine.

Please check out my web site -- its right up your alley -- www.mintyass.com - our spokes person is pucker the starfish- is kind enough to bang out a tune on the ass-timonials page- its called the tingle jingle.

I have been interviewed with my girlfriend on over 50 radio shows all over the world- and the product will be featured in Maxim, Playboy, The world weekly news and more-

I thought you would be interested.

Keep up the good work!

Keep It mint,

Bruce
aka "The Thomas Edison of Ass"

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DungDaddy (1465) -- 11.25.2006

I would like to endorse Sphincterine as a fine product. My supply has run out and I should order some more, but I must say nothing makes your bunghole feel better.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 11.25.2006

A mentholated ass? Hmm, I can picture ravers going crazy over this. Ohh, someone should buy tons of this then sell it for a profit at raves. E-tards love menthol.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

DungDaddy (1465) -- 11.27.2006

It's not THAT minty. I don't think it would enhance your high.

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