The automatic toilet seat closer

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For those families where leaving the toilet seat up/down has become an irreconcilable argument...

The Considerate Seat(tm) with HydraGlide(tm) automatically lowers the toilet seat - all this without compromising comfort or style.


3 Comments on "The automatic toilet seat closer"

DungDaddy's picture
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Now somebody needs to come up with a product that will keep little boys from spraying pee all over the back of the toilet.

Nine Inch Log's picture
k 500+ points

Like a hose or tube to pee in. Or they could just sit down.

Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

Never mind the seat. Someone needs to come up with a device to stop people from pissing on the floor.

This is kind of a neat idea.

When I lived with my parents, this was a major problem. I would always have to yell to my dad "don't forget to lower the seat when you are done".
A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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