Now somebody needs to come up with a product that will keep little boys from spraying pee all over the back of the toilet.

Like a hose or tube to pee in. Or they could just sit down.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Never mind the seat. Someone needs to come up with a device to stop people from pissing on the floor.

This is kind of a neat idea.

When I lived with my parents, this was a major problem. I would always have to yell to my dad "don't forget to lower the seat when you are done".
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.