Power from cow poop

Posted 11.27.2002 by Big Sphincter
its pooper-power, coming to a town near you!

"Each Holstein on Dennis Haubenschild's dairy farm chomps down 90 pounds of feed, yields eight gallons of milk, and produces 220 pounds of manure (including the shredded newspaper bedding) - daily. It's a pretty standard operation in the dairy industry.

"But his 750 cows are also in another business with a different product line: Every one of the half-ton beasts generates 4 kilowatt hours of electricity a day.

Locals call it "cow power," and it keeps the lights burning and supper warm in 75 rural Minnesota homes north of Minneapolis.
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
healthy 1 (1426) -- 11.27.2006

This is a great idea.

Manure is a great substance that can be used for many different things. If only we could find a use for the manure that comes out of politician's mouths.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Double Flush (605) -- 11.28.2006

Yay! Someone put my idea to use! I have been suggesting around different places that we should use poop to generate electricity. It works! Now I just have to replumb the house and strike a deal with local cattle farmers.

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[Insert witty banter here]

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