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The Bathroom Habits Survey

Posted 12.03.2002 by Dave
Big, smelly thanks to Larfus for sending this in:

"Help solve the greatest mystery known to mankind. How do we wipe our asses? Are our habits regarding tush care learned? Or are our dealings with the gluteus maximus genetically determined? You, yes you, can help us find the answers to these questions by participating in the following survey. Or you can query the existing database of fecally inclined individuals."
Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
healthy 1 (1423) -- 11.27.2006

The site only comes up for a second, the a site called "Spazca" overtakes it.

I did the survey by typing in "bathroom habits" in Yahoo. There are several surveys.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Double Flush (597) -- 11.28.2006

You can find a large plethora of bathroom surveys just by clicking here

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[Insert witty banter here]

healthy 1 (1423) -- 12.03.2006

I got lucky and got my results from the survey. I am in the minority of most of this survey. My results:

Male 37%
Age 18-65 40%
TP folder 40%
TP inspector 77%
Sit to wipe 69%
Double dip 39%
Occasional moist wipes 20%
Don't read 29%
Bend forward while pooping 55%
Inspect contents of bowl before flushing (always)31%
Pants to edge of toilet (knees) 37%
Re-flush any returns 76%
Wipe between legs 27%
Wipe back to front 29%
Wipe totally clean 85%
Avoid pooping in public toilets (no) 21%
At home, poop w/ door open (sometimes) 17%
Drop TP in toilet befor pooping (no) 86%
Air freshener (no) 36%
Sit to pee 65%
Ever peed in shower (yes) 79%
Peed in pool as an adult (no) 50%
Peed in ocean as an adult (no) 26%
At home, pee w/ door open (sometimes) 39%
TP hung around front 54%
Always wash hands after using bathroom 56%
Always pee while pooping (no) 33%
Eat in bathroom (no) 59%
Sometimes use ass gasket

healthy 1 (1423) -- 12.03.2006

Sometimes use ass gasket

healthy 1 (1423) -- 12.03.2006

The rest of my comment isn't posting, let's try it one more time, this time differently.

The above question, less than 1 per cent.

Let's see what other results we can get. Again, the results of this survey don't always come up. The site where this survey is done seems to be having technical difficulties.
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Watch out for the deadly F4, though he's been gone since '53, he will be back.

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