Long Lines at Lambeau Field

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To blow the lid off the restroom controversy that has consumed many Green Bay Packers fans at Lambeau Field, the Green Bay Press-Gazette embarked on an undercover operation. During Sunday's game against the Chicago bears, they sent staff members out two minutes into half time to see just how long the average fan had to wait in line to use the restrooms. Waits for women ranged from 2.5 to 17 minutes and those for men ranged from 6 to 11 minutes. Lines remained even as half time gave way to the third quarter. Some fans cheated by heading in the out doors of restrooms to avoid the lines. In those restrooms without a police presence, some men reported fellow fans were pissing in sinks rather than waiting in line for the urinals. Some fans were ejected by police for pissing in restroom garbage cans.

5 Comments on "Long Lines at Lambeau Field"

The Shit Volcano's picture
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See, Dumpster. Other people pee in sinks. Not me!

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DungDaddy's picture
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If a facility doesn't provide proper toilet access, nobody should be surprised when people pee in the sinks.

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Maybee the facility will now upgrade its restrooms so this doesn't happen again
A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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I've attended many college sporting events over the years and can attest to the fact that there are usually long lines at halftime and after the game is over. Only if you go at an odd time (while the game is in progress) do you catch somewhat of a break. It's also interesting to note that there's not all that much difference between waits for men and waits for women under many circumstances.

There's some, of course, but that's due more to anatomical differences than anything else. I'm aware that some stadiums have gone back and tried to increase the ratio of womens' bathrooms to mens' bathrooms. But it is still always going to take a woman longer to pee than it will take a man.

So, after a good faith effort has been made to adjust bathroom ratios, there's no reason for women to invade mens' rooms in large numbers or claim there's still a conspiracy going on.

It's the way the two genders are put together.

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