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Experimenting with Olestra

Posted 12.06.2002 by Dave
When Olestra was being tested, they knew it caused (as they put it) "anal leakage." But it was approved anyway.

So the author of this study decided, as he puts it:

"The stage was set: I would subsist on nothing but artificially-greased snacks for a full week. Bags upon bags of snacking goodness, dripping with wholesome Olestra."

A quote from Day 7: "I had to wipe 15,000 times to clean up this mess. When I was finished, I called in Jade to take a look. She was so terrified by my bunghole emissions that she refused to eat any more chips."

Thanks to Mookystinks for sending this in!
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Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2002

commentwould you call this "squirted straight?"

Anonymous Coward -- 12.08.2002

commentwould you call this "squirted straight?"

healthy 1 (1427) -- 11.27.2006

Why would a product that causes incontinence (at least partially) be allowed on the market.

Why would anyone by this product?
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DungDaddy (1386) -- 11.27.2006

Good night! Can you still buy this crap?

The Big Wiper (2245) -- 12.06.2006

I think I have seen Olestra products still available at the supermarket. I've posted in earlier threads that we had on this subject that they definitely upset my stomach. But I thought the product was under review by the FDA.

Nine Inch Log (363) -- 12.06.2006

When I binge I prefer the full fat shit. Bring it all on. yeah, I like my farts greasy and my shit solid


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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

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