I got this in the mail from "Dave Shameless." This man is a genius! We should all support his quest!

"Not many folks can apreciate the time and effort that goes into a *national* pooping campain, so I was happy to stumble on to poopreport.com and will provide a link to you. For an explaination, please see: http://nakedandshameless.com/dave/log"

Dave Shameless's goal is a poop in every state capital in the union. Godspeed, Little Doodie...