Talk about creating news where there is absolutely no story. Here we find them reporting about a bunch of kids who were going to give some other kid Ex-Lax, like that's the first time that's ever happened, and like that's a big damn deal. What kind of podunk town is Ravenna that the media, the Superintendant of Schools and the Ravenna Police Department have to get involved in such a nothing story?

"'Six to 12 hours later, the child will have diarrhea, because this medication is used to treat constipation,' said Dr. Maria Ranundo, of Children's Hospital Medical Center of Akron."

OH MY GOD! I HAD NO IDEA. THE HORROR!!!!! Better call John Ashcroft!!!!!!!!! Morons.