Scientists ponder why kangaroos fart less than sheep

Posted 06.05.2002 by Hershey Squirts
OK boys and girls, another digital doodie from Hershey-Squirts:

"Australian scientists are trying to work out why kangaroos don't fart as often as sheep and cattle. Queensland Government scientists are investigating microbes in kangaroos' stomachs. The Department of Primary Industries researchers want to isolate the bacteria in kangaroos that prevents the production of methane."

"Oh, Mr. Methane, bring me a dream!
Make him the loudest thing that I've ever seen." ... oops, wrong lyrics!
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DungDaddy (1465) -- 06.05.2007

Not real.

healthy 1 (1430) -- 10.11.2007

It sound like these scientists have too much free time on their hands.

I would love to have their salaries, and sit around figuring out why kangaroos fart less thatn sheep.

And they get paid to do this?
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