"Celebrities will be shown vomiting and analysing their bowel movements in a new Channel 5 reality show that promises to offer the ultimate form of exposure for struggling C-list stars.
"Eighties singer Kim Wilde and comedian Richard Blackwood will be among four "contestants" sent to an island to undergo
a week of enemas and colonic irrigation in the interests of science – and voyeuristic television viewers."
Thanks to Gabe for sending this in.