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Dogs Will Lick People's Butts

Posted 12.12.2002 by Dakota
A British TV Channel will broadcast a program in which participants will smear their butts with dog food and encourage dogs to lick it off. The show is entitled "The People's Book of Records." Competitors will smear food on their bare butts in an attempt to entice a dog to participate in the record-setting challenge. Other challenges for the show will include setting a record for the length of time a person can stare at a dog's butt without blinking. In the pilot episode, contestants were challenged to see how many sausages they could bang on a table in the time it took a man in the same room to have his penis pierced. It sounds like really intelligent entertainment to me!
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healthy 1 (1427) -- 11.22.2006

Okaaaay....that is....kinda digusting.

It sounds like these people have waaay to much time on their hands. Dogs can be gross enough, why would someone want to encourage these dogs to be even grosser?
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Anomalous Coward (690) -- 11.22.2006

I feel extraordinarily normal after reading this. Damn scary if you ask me.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 11.22.2006

Can any of our British participants... explain... this?

The Big Wiper (2245) -- 11.23.2006

Dogs will eat anything. Poop. Puke. Roadkill. My brother and I had two dogs when we were boys that would eat crickets.

Gloria (not verified) -- 07.03.2007

This is so sick, I guess these people are not attractive enough to go get themselves a REAL girlfriend! Maybe what they need is REAL professional help! Poor doggies....

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