This article gets off to a slow start, but builds to a resounding climax--like a good Mastercrap. Maybe Dave can get Poopreport.com cited as an educational resource. Think of the number of children who will learn search techniques, and be exposed to a variety of excellent writing techniques. Teachers can teach expository (suppository?!!!) prose composition by comparing the styles of Dave himself, Assphlegm, Doniker, Mastercrapper, G Ras and the many, many citizens of this fine site. Go for it!