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Criminal leaves behind shitty evidence

Posted 12.19.2002 by AssBlaster2000
A Canadian man who attempted a carjacking left behind one of his most personal possessions at the scene of the crime - his colostomy bag. Apparently the bag was torn off, along with his shirt, during his escape. Cops never did catch him, but the answer seems simple: just look for the man with the shit oozing out the side of his body.
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DungDaddy (1386) -- 12.19.2006

Couldn't get into the link. Must've been an intrepid thief.

Thunderbox (891) -- 12.19.2006

Don`t know about the US, but here in Britain it`s quite common for burglars to leave a turd as a calling card in the houses that they break into.

werewolf poopin... (101) -- 12.19.2006

This guy doesn't need to go to jail for his crime; just humiliate him by making him walk around town oozing crap!
Sorry, I'm terrible. I'm done now.

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...and they all lived crappily ever after!

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