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A bunch of gifts

Posted 01.08.2003 by Pooperscooper
Damn! Just my luck to find this after Christmas and not before.


1) Exploding Toilet Seat -- Not quite. It just makes it seem to explode.

2) Johnson and Smith's catalogue arrived in my mail as an unexpected gift. Disgusting and FUNNY!!! Go to 'search' and check for the following: Their T-shirt selection is priceless. I have a scary feeling that they are targeting the Poopreport demographic. They are based in Florida, in case Transcanman wants to
investigate 'em.

Billy Bob Underwear Wallet Item No: 26441 Looks like a pair of shit-stained drawers--you hide your money in it to deter burglars and dubious roomies.

Talking Redneck Restroom -- It's a toy outhouse. Open the door and all kinds of rude, funny comments ensue. Needs batteries.

Potty Pig -- Item No: 26048 Motion activated, spouts one-liners. Needs batteries. Price: $16.98

If you go to the gag gifts section of the catalogue, one item listed is the fart whistle. A bunch of Poopreporters could do the Colossal Colon Tour with these...until we get kicked out--shat out--of the Colon.

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healthy 1 (1427) -- 01.08.2007

Too bad that the links don't work anymore.

The exploding toilet seat and Potty Pig sound like they could be commical. I would have loved to see these items.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

The Big Wiper (2245) -- 01.08.2007

You can still encounter exploding toilets and talking redneck restrooms if you patronize an interstate rest stop below the Mason-Dixon line.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 01.08.2007

Wiper, it's comments like that that make wading through H1's bumped archives worthwhile. You crack me up!

healthy 1 (1427) -- 01.08.2007

There are alot of golden oldies here in the archives. To me, it is a PR history lesson of sorts.

Anyway, I found some of the links that are above. I will only post a few of them:

www.fakecrap.com/products/exploding_toilet_seat.html
www.baronbob.com/talkingpottypig.htm www.sillyjokes.co.uk/p-jokes/toilet/fart-whistle.html
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

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