you're in trouble, or is that urine trouble?
"A rugby union spectator has been banned for five years for urinating on a young match official. The Rugby Football Union's disciplinary panel handed out the punishment to
Vince Dunne, from Croydon.
"Dunne, a former member of Shirley Wanderers RFC, was
found guilty of urinating on a 16-year-old touch judge during a sevens tournament at Footscray in Kent last May."