have we gotten so prissy, so damn politically corect? this product takes a lot of fun out of life.

"You no longer have to be embarrassed by the untimely passing of intestinal gas among your friends or family. GasBGon has been designed and tested to absorb the odor and sound of flatulence. Malodorous gas is a naturally occurring event, obviously affecting some people more than others. Yet, clinical studies show that the average person produces one to three pints of gas and passes gas 14 times a day."

It's a cushion. It uses charcoal liner technology to filter out both malodorous smells and "head-turning noises".


The inventor of GasBGone, inexplicably and perhaps appropriately pictured with G. Gordon Liddy.