That picture is so fake, it makes me laugh.

I saw this quote and that pic and Darwin award reminded me of it:

Borrowing Gene "spaf" Spafford’s words: this is “…like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it."

The photo may be a "bullshit reenactment" but, what I've learned from working with large exotic animals, never, NEVER underestimate the resultant explosion of a few loads saved up!!!!

Love the Darwin awards, by the way....

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

What a way to go, though-- how would the obituary read?
"succumbed in tragic fecal accident at County Zoo; loving father left behind loving wife and twin sons"

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Don't be playin' with the Queen of Sharts

Last year's winner was not poop-related, but funny none the less. A robber walked into a bank and tried to stick it up with his dirty old gun. (I left that in there for a wise crack.) Police show up and he tries to fire on them, but the gun doesn't work. The guy looks down the barrel of the loaded gun to see why it didn't fire and pulls the trigger. To make a long story short, FIRST PRIZE!

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If a man farts and no one's around, does he make a sound?

That zoo keeper had a really shitty day.

Though this picture appears to be a hoax, it is funny as hell.
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I am winter's hurricane, I am the great blizzard of 1899, and no body shall be exempt from my wrath.