It's kinda messed up for girls-- you can't just stand in a corner and pee nonchalantly; you have to drop trou, squat and let it out that way. It's so unfair!

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Don't be playin' with the Queen of Sharts

Anal About Poop, I contend the cat litter box smell is NYC. This story points that way, although I appreciate your view on New Jersey. I think NJ is more of that industrial complex smell. Newark in the morning: it smells like...armpits.

Me and my boyfriend don't drink, but there have been times when we're out driving around and one of us has to pee really bad. Sometimes, I don't think I can wait until we get through the traffic for two or three miles and reach a convenience store or a 24/7 Wal-Mart. So he pulls off into an alley or like last week, in an industrial park, and I get out, squat over and pee. He joked around the first time I had to do it but he is now more sensitive to my tiny bladder needs. Once, after we were at school for an all-night post prom party, he had forgotten to pee before we left and in taking me home (a 4 mile drive) he didn't think he'd make it to my house so we stopped at this closed gas station where he peed into a barrel that I think was used for dirty window wipes and rags. When he got done and was zipping up I threw the headlights on him and I guess I was lucky he didn't shit his pants.

Chuck, I hear ya about the armpit smell. I believe it is coming from the thousands of unbathed armpits of 7-11 clerks, gas station jockeys and cab drivers. It is slowly overpowering the sweet industrial/refinery smell I have grown up with here.

__All comments accepted, wouldn't it be more newsworthy, had she been found curling a squishy one, instead of a piddle?

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i just cant work this one out????

Ummmm public urination is the LEAST of her worries. I would be more concerned about the drunk driving and resisting arrest charges!
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!