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Woman misinterprets urge, gives birth instead

Posted 02.17.2003 by Big Sphincter
again, poop news isn't always good news. this is the third "toilet baby" since the year began.
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A 34-year-old woman unaware she was pregnant delivered a boy Tuesday in a toilet at her mother's home. The woman, whose name was not released, had been bleeding and cramping for about a week, her mother said during a frantic 911 call.

No one knew the child existed until halfway through the emergency call, when a relative discovered the boy in the toilet.

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
healthy 1 (1423) -- 02.09.2007

Though the stroy is long gone, it would be interesting to know if the child lived or not.

Unfortunatley, the tone of this story tells me that the child did not survive. Look in the toilet people!!!

Had the mother lookd in the bowl, she would have seen the child. If she saw the child in the bowl, than why didn't she do something or tell someone?
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shitwit (545) -- 02.09.2007

I read a similar story about a year ago. The mother was aware she was pregnant and went to take a dump and dropped a kid of a different kind off at the pool. She called 911 fearing it had died in the splash down, but when EMT's got there they said the baby was alive and revived it. She named the little girl Nevaeh (heaven spelled backwards....) and called her a miracle. Umm... I guess that's a happy ending to this story. But could you imagine being that child and asking mommy what it was like when you were born? How do you tell you child that one?

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Anal About Poop (239) -- 02.09.2007

"woman unaware she was pregnant"
That phrase still makes me crazy. How can you not KNOW that you're pregnant!? I would think the vomiting and internal kicking might raise a few red flags.

The Thunderous ... (660) -- 02.09.2007

Oh snap! What a way to come into this world. What a crappy shituation that was. I agree with AAP there how could she NOT know?
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Queen of Sharts (87) -- 02.09.2007

Every human being on earth looks into the toilet after pooping to survey their work. It's impossible she didn't see it. CASE CLOSED!


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Don't be playin' with the Queen of Sharts

Chuck (284) -- 02.09.2007

Almost the same story happened at a Nashville high school years ago. Sad times there are, indeed.

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