Okay. I don't get this site. The only thing I can relate to at all is that line Jeff Goldblum had in 'The Big Chill,' where, as a reporter for People, he confesses that all the articles in the magazine are just long enough for the average person to read while taking a crap. Otherwise, this is as crazy as that chaos character he played in 'Jurassic Park.' I'm out.

Come on, Jeff Goldblum doesn't need a reason to watch you poop...he's Jeff Goldblum. He can place unnecessary but completely natural pauses in the middle of sentences, bang tables and turn into Brundlefly and doesn't need a reason.

How did I miss this gem three years ago? Thanks to The Rick for calling it to our attention again. The Brundlefly comment is hilarious, as is the dead-on description of Goldblum's mannered delivery.

Although The Rick's comment was posted pre- Comment Quality days, it is now eligible for Great Comment Status, which I just gave it.

As for observation that the Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop poster is obtuse, all I can say is that it somehow sums up his personality. It sounds like something he would do as( facial tic)...ah...an experiment...do you..ah..understand the nexus of what I am...ah (facial tic)...saying.

The two most mannered actors on the face of the planet are/were Jeff Goldblum and Bette Davis.

While this pic is not very flattering, I've still always thought Jeff is pretty sexy.

But I wouldn't let him watch me poop.

Nope.

Well...

I love Jeff Goldblume, however, like GGG, I would never let him watch me poop. Especially when he looks so close to Jim Morrison in that picture. Now Jim... *shudders*... I definately wouldn't let THAT guy watch me poop either. He might think I'm his mother and... well, you know how that goes. *shudder again*

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I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina

He aint watching me poop. No man even steps foot in the bathroom, while I am in there. *squirming*.

I did find details to what the site supposedly means. Here's a quote.

"Whether he’s discussing chaos theory amongst dinosaurs or advertising computers, Jeff Goldblum has always had a hard time shaking off his mildly odd and almost creepy persona. This Web site isn’t going to help much. It’s a pretty simple concept: they have flyers that feature an especially unnerving photo of Goldblum (one of those pictures that is always looking at you no matter what you do). You get to print out the flyers and put them in public restrooms, then have a good laugh as people have the unpleasant defecatory media forced upon them as they do their business. It’s random and absurd, but if you’ve read this far you’re probably a fan of that kind of comedy".

I would never be able to concentrate with that face gazzing at me while I am trying to drop a load. I would immediatley get "dead starfish syndrome".
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

Jeff Goldblum asked me to post this for him in response to all these comments:

"I...ah...(facial tic)...am not creepy...ah...(blink, blink)...I...ah...(facial tic)...am simply self-involved with three people...ah...who occupy...(blink, tic, blink)...most of my unoccupied time/space...ah...and those three people are...ah...me...myself...and I...

And...ah...no...I am...(blink, tic, blink)...not Jim Carrey's alter ego...ah...

Over..and...ah...(tic, blink, tic)...out.

TBW, that's original. I guess poor ol' Jeff has too much time on his hands.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

this unbearabull vyolashun of sivil rites can only be stoppt in won whey, wee must all poop with the lites offf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeeeezus can you imagine? The horror actually I would feel sorry for HIM because I would unleash a thermonuclear dump he would soon not forget. His eyes may melt from the stench
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

QUIET!
I NEED DETAILS! WHERE IS THE ORIGINAL WEBSITE?
IT'S BEEN ABOUT 4 YEARS SINCE I STUMBLED ON TO JEFF'S REVEALING SITE (I'VE BEEN IN THE DESERT FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS [NO CONNECTION TO JEFF]).
SO GIVE ME THE DETAILS. SOMEONE OUT THERE MUST TELL THE TRUTH.

So Jeff Goldblum is into cleveland steamers eh?! Never woulda guessed...sicko

Jeff Goldblum is probably like Santa Claus, only instead of watching people to see if they are bad or good, he watches people poop. He sees all, he knows all, he knows if you missed a spot when you wipe. Jeff Goldblum has watched you poop thousands of times. He knows what you think about while you poop. He knows how many times you've forgotten to flush.
He's watching you poop. That's what it means...

I hope Goldblum's new Law & Order character shoots that look to suspects.

Today while pooping I noticed a rather large fly in my bathroom. It was screaming shrilly and seemed to have a human face.
While I was wiping my ass it flew out the open window. Could this have been Jeff Goldblum?

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Boy that must have been rank Chief. Usually flies fly toward poop.

i would like that i find it very interesting