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Police wait for man to poop diamonds

Posted 03.17.2003 by Big Sphincter
A Chicago man who tried to steal a diamond by swallowing it was held by police for five days until it passed through his system.

The man allegedly swallowed the £24,000 gem in a jeweller's shop and tried to replace it with a fake but shop staff spotted the switch, locked the doors and called the police.

After he was arrested, the suspect complained of abdominal pain and was taken to hospital where an X-ray showed the diamond in his intestines. He was held in police custody while officers sifted through his bowel movements but they did not find the gem for five days.
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BOBBYJACK1 (not verified) -- 04.28.2008

wow how low iz dat?

prarie doggin (1974) -- 04.28.2008

A real diamond in the rough(age).

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 04.29.2008

So exactly who is being punished here? The man with the diamonds in his crap factory, or the poor rookie sap they got to dig them out once the "product" was delivered?

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