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Man found dead in toilet

Posted 04.23.2003 by Big Sphincter
Just like Elvis...
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"A man died in the toilet cubicle of a Bathurst hotel early yesterday morning. Police said the Bathurst man was found dead in the toilet at the Edinboro Castle Hotel between 2.40am and 2.50am Thursday. A number of patrons and hotel staff attempted to resuscitate the man but their efforts were unsuccessful."
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The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 04.23.2008

Sounds like a stealth attack with the brown note. Remember, Kenny crapped himself to death! We know now that Bin Laden is using new forms of terror on our assholes!

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Born right the first time.

The Thunderous ... (660) -- 04.23.2008

Lest we forget Elvis! I mean they found him dead on the crapper too. Maybe he was a little constipated and burst an aorta.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

prarie doggin (1967) -- 04.23.2008

I recently talked to my brother about a man who died while on a commercial flight. We figured that by just sheer statistics of hours people are in the air, some may die while flying. That being said, I think the average person spends a lot more time on the can than they do flying, so the fact that someone becomes room temperature while on the throne is a real possibility. It probably happens more than we hear about.

Thunder, Elvis probably died trying to expel a hunka, hunka burnin' loaf.

baron von crapalot (520) -- 04.23.2008


TSV, I have just finished my period on the floor......

no... (thinks about other threads)

period of laughing my ass off!

PD, superb.

For my own output, impacted colon caused by fried peanut butter sammejes, backing up the dump process was alegedly the culprit.... wasn't it??

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dislexia stinks

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