We're all pooping the wrong way.

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Or, at least those of us in North America. You see, the human body wasn't designed to sit while pooping --- it was designed to squat. When you squat, the colon straightens out and your poop comes out nice and easy, assisted by gravity instead of by your struggling bowels.



But we all have sit-down toilets. So you can either hook up your bathtub to your sewage system and shit in there, or get Nature's Platform --- instead of lowering your toilet to the floor, you raise the floor to the toilet.

4 Comments on "We're all pooping the wrong way."

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seriously! I generally have trouble pooing have always felt like there should be a better technique. Maybe this is it. I saw squat pots in Africa a few years ago, but I didn't have the nerve to try them, at least for poop. I wish I had. Now if I want to replicate the experience I will have to pay $85 plus shipping for Nature's Platform. (couldn't they think of a better name?) This is almost as facinating as the idea of being able to stand to pee (I'm a girl).

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I have noticed that things come out of me better, sitting on a lower toilet vs a raised toilet. I'll have to take a look at this platform thing.
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For me it works best if I'm in a reclining position. Laying my back against the toilet and stretching out my legs. Almost like pooping while standing.

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seriously! I generally have trouble pooing have always felt like there should be a better technique. Maybe this is it. I saw squat pots in Africa a few years ago, but I didn't have the nerve to try them, at least for poop. I wish I had. Now if I want to replicate the experience I will have to pay $85 plus shipping for Nature's Platform. (couldn't they think of a better name?) This is almost as facinating as the idea of being able to stand to pee (I'm a girl).