Dear Sirs,
I found this pile of asshole shaped and sized meatl at a dump and I'm making an award out of it. When I'm done I want to market it to your company. I think there are enough assholes to award in this world and they can be sent out to the asshole anominesly. We have to put an end to it, no pud enttended.

That's funny on a number of "levals".

Was this something sent in to Dave, or harvested BY Dave from elsewhere?