This is a place where we need a Poopreporter to visit. It is a subsection of the College of Physicians and Surgeons in Philadelphia. They have a museum of medical wierdness called the Mutter Museum. Here is a description of just one of the items--from a man who died after having been constipated for THIRTEEN YEARS!!!

And the Balloon Man, an unfortunate 29-year-old who became constipated at the age of 16 and left upon his death a colon of utterly phantasmic proportions, which has been dutifully preserved and tastefully lit alongside a black-and-white portrait of the otherwise slender fellow.