Donuts with laxatives? Not funny.

Donuts with laxatives? Not funny.

Posted 06.04.2003 by Dave

Thanks to Hero Guy for sending this in.
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Three East Kentwood High School students were suspended Friday after handing out laxative-spiked doughnuts that sent a teacher to the hospital and made some students ill.

Two sophomores and a junior brought the doughnuts to school about 10:30 a.m. Friday and started offering them randomly in the hallway, Superintendent Mary Leiker said.

One student took a bite, didn't like the taste and threw it away. But three other students and physical education teacher Tom Topolski ate the jelly-filled doughnuts, which were tainted with Dulcolax, a laxative, Leiker said.

"The boys thought it was a prank," Leiker said. "They kept the box. They thought it was a funny thing to do."

Within 15 minutes, students were feeling nauseous. They were checked by medical personnel and decided to remain at school. Topolski went by ambulance to the hospital, but later returned to the high school.

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Anonymous Coward -- 07.15.2005

yea that was some really funny shit. i laughed at that. it was my cousin who did it

Lame comment!

Anonymous Coward -- 07.15.2005

yea that was some really funny shit. i laughed at that. it was my cousin who did it

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bubbleZZZ4868 (not verified) -- 07.15.2008

woo go EK!!! just graduated!! '08!!! sorry for the shitty teachers tho lol

RoboCrap13 (391) -- 07.16.2008

I honestly hope they get arrested. People have died from this joke.
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ChiefThunderbutt (916) -- 07.16.2008

Dear anonymous coward, I would like to see something really funny, like a piano plummeting 10 stories and landing on your head. Maybe that would knock some sense into your thick head.

Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

MSG (742) -- 07.16.2008

A laxative is medicine, and these jerks were giving medicine without a license, without even a specific target. They had no idea who would eat this stuff, what allergies they had, what heart or other conditions they had, or any other factor a doctor would need to know. While people do buy laxatives over the counter, they at least do it voluntarily, knowing what they are getting (even if not their own individual reaction to it). Sorry, kids: Laxatives are powerful medicines, to be used only by those who need them--preferably, with a doctor's consent--and not to be given indiscriminately to the general public. This is not a joke; it is reckless endangerment.

EKsoccer09 (not verified) -- 09.04.2008

you know this is not funny at all i mean come on i know the teacher and trust me it was def. not funny at all someone could of been seriously hurt. so yeah it is so not funny so just leave it alone

Anonymous Watcher (not verified) -- 09.06.2008

Just watched it on MTV... The event was played out by the pranksters .... Started of funny ... but didn't end to well.

Teacher (not verified) -- 10.17.2008

Does anyone have this MTV episode so that I could watch it? I have never seen it and it was filmed at my school? If so, can you email me the link? Thanks.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 10.31.2008

lmao! tolpolski funny bro!!

LeandraCullen (389) -- 10.31.2008

All you people who think this is funny, you're assholes. Those people could have died and you're laughing about it? I bet you're the same people who laughed at the WTC falling. Damn you all to the deepest circle of hell where you belong.
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