I've reported on babies abandoned in toilets, poop & urine as weapons, poop pranks, and even spouses disposed of via le toilette.

I am happy to pass this one along.

I'd really enjoy comments to this one.

Coincidence? Fate? A higher power at work?"
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"We looked all over the place. I looked in the yard and even retraced my tracks downtown thinking somebody might have found it. I went to pawn shops and all over and asked about it."

It was like a major part of his life had been flushed down the drain. And so it went for about 14 years with Brown not being privy to the ring's whereabouts, but he couldn't get it out of his head. Literally.

That should be enough subtle toilet puns to get across the outcome of this story.