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Poop litter ticket becomes felony

Posted 06.13.2003 by Dave
Thanks to Tori Anus for sending this in.

"This woman lost her dog and her freedom, all because of poo."
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Failure to scoop the poop landed a Bloomington woman in the coop Thursday morning.

Police said the 23-year-old woman was being issued an ordinance-violation ticket about 10:40 a.m. in downtown Bloomington because she hadn't cleaned up after her small dog at Monroe and Center streets.

The woman walked away from the city police officer and refused to return, which netted her a misdemeanor obstructing police charge, a police report said.

While in custody the woman kicked and shoved the arresting officer, which resulted in her being booked into jail on a preliminary charge of aggravated battery -- a felony, police said.

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