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"If your dog can defacate, so can we."

Posted 06.25.2003 by Big Sphincter
Attention! Anyone going to South London---
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T IS usually park users who complain about dog walkers causing a mess.

But in a bizarre role-reversal in Kennington Park, a dog walker is fed up with HUMANS pooing everywhere.

Trevor Quick, who walks his two West Highland terriers, thinks it is such a problem that he has complained to Lambeth council.

He said: "They are coming into the dog area, pulling their pants down and defaecating.

"When we confront them, they get violent towards us. They say, 'if your dog can defaecate, so can we'.

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