Damnit! I wish I could get this crappy ass computer to read this one! Now I'm curious as hell!

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I was a category five! Category five, I tell you! Get it right or I'll be back to PROVE IT!!!!- Katrina

Here you go.

While the name Turd creates the urge to be generous and happy, we point out that it causes an emotional intensity that is a challenge to control.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and nervous system.

Your name of Turd creates a very expressive, versatile, and spontaneous nature.

You are happiest when you are associating with people and participating in activities with others.

Your name gives you a desire to sing, dance, and have a good time.

This name makes you very idealistic, emotional, and temperamental, liking to do things on the spur-of-the-moment and disliking being repressed or held down to monotonous detail.

I don't know what a Kalabarian is, but this is just stupid. I think it will give some BS answer no matter what you type in.

Very interesting. Who would name their child turd anyway?

I would think that someone with this name, would have it rough, and would be the butt *no pun intended* of many jokes.