People down under have problems down under.
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A brush with a good public toilet always leaves you relieved - in more ways than one.

Once you've located the darn thing, you never really know what to expect. Will it be clean, have paper, a door that locks, be free of scary types?

And ever since local councils debated whether public loos were for the good of the public - and free - or a service to private individuals - and user-pays - we've never known whether we'll have to whip out 20c, a dollar, or nothing at all.

Differing conclusions were drawn from district to district, leaving us, the clenched-legged public, in loo limbo.