Build your own outhouse

Posted 06.19.2002 by Dave
Before we all had indoor plumbing, we had outhouses -- cold, drafty shacks in the middle of your yard. If for some reason you wish for the old days, this site describes the history of outhouses and gives advice on how to build them. The most poignant piece of advice: "Always put the outhouse downhill, or at least never uphill. The length of time it takes to get back to the house doesn't matter."
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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 03.19.2006

Question:
Is it a bad idea to place an outhouse uphill from the home if it is not uphill from the water source?
What do you think:)
Niobe

Bunghole In the... (432) -- 03.19.2006

If you're crapping in an outhouse, chances are you don't have running water anyway (well source--which is typically owner location specified). If the outhouse is located uphill, the fumes would probably travel downward if there's a good cross breeze.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 03.19.2006

Actually, scent rises, like heat, so I'm not sure I like the idea of the outhouse wafting up to the abode.

*HOWEVER*! In the case of erosion or other natural occurence, I *DO NOT* want the contents of the outhouse running down hill onto my doorsill.

Bunghole In the... (432) -- 03.19.2006

GGG: Methane like other natural gases are heavy. Read up on a few disasters related to natural gas fumes remaining in lower levels such as crawl spaces and causing build up resulting in explosive situations. T'aint a pretty thing.

KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 03.19.2006

The best thing is to have a flat property, river on one side, outhouse on other.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 03.20.2006

Ohhhhhh! Is THAT why you shouldn't smoke in an outhouse?!?

KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 03.22.2006

Yes, it is GGG. also, don't pour anything flammable in an outhouse either.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 03.23.2006

Do you speak from experience, there, KOC?

1965 (not verified) -- 02.25.2007

If you dig the hole deep enough, you dont have all these problems. Yes, I am speaking from experience.

bflagg (not verified) -- 04.05.2008

Does anyone have simple ,inexpensive plans for an outhouse ?

baron von crapalot (614) -- 04.05.2008


1965, yes indeed, thats where the term 'the long drop' comes from. Better still, dont bother with the hole, Just dump and run. Experience speaks also from this hole.

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

prarie doggin (2283) -- 04.05.2008

bflagg, I believe you can get plans for free by typing
www.kentucky.gov

The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 06.19.2008

"If you dig a hole deep enough..." I think Chief Thunderbutt's dad would disagree. At least after the spider incident.

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Well, you don't actually blow on it. That's just an expression.

ChiefThunderbutt (916) -- 06.19.2008

Yes, I think my father would have preferred falling into a somewhat shallower hole. There was however one innovation he built into our outhouse that would be worth copying.

In the back of the building below the level of the seat he had cut a hole and inserted a ventilation pipe. the pipe ran up the back of the outhouse and was capped with one of those rotor thingies that you see on roofs to pull the heat out of attics.
Now if he had just built the floor a little stronger..........

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 06.26.2008

DUH! ... it is hard to run uphill ... especially if you have to take a crap ...it takes longer to run uphill ... especially if youve got your butcheeks squirshed together hoping nothing comes out

ChiefThunderbutt (916) -- 06.27.2008

Dear Anonymous Coward,

You started your post with "DUH!!" which indicates that you think someone is stupid, then you try to run uphill with your "butcheeks squirshed together"......................Hmmmmm.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

baron von crapalot (614) -- 07.09.2008


Chief, it does not worthy any further comment. 10 year old kids are not up to the intellect we purvey._______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

baron von crapalot (614) -- 07.09.2008


Tee Hee!_______
Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

ChiefThunderbutt (916) -- 07.09.2008

I bow to the wisdom of the Baron, with butcheeks tightly squirshed.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

prarie doggin (2283) -- 07.09.2008

When I was a youngster, we had to run uphill both ways to the outhouse. In 6 feet of snow. And as if that wasn't difficult enough we still had webbed feet.

Mobile Bumper-Dumper (not verified) -- 10.06.2008

Diggin a crap hole for my sisters new place...just how deep would really recommend?

Bilgepump (1731) -- 10.06.2008

Depends on if you like your sister or not.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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