Wiping when you can't... you know... reach

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ThreePly says: "Would you pay $40 for a device to wipe your ass with?"







"Your arms are too short or your shoulder is too sore or a dozen other reasons may make it difficult to hold toilet paper and adequately cleanse yourself. This toilet tissue holder is designed like no other, specifically allowing the user to apply pressure to properly clean the anal area. Notice the curve of the handle and the rounded edge on the head of the device.



"The soft, flexible head has 3 tulip-petal sections that easily pull back to allow you to insert and grip any toilet paper or pre-moistened wipe securely. Once inserted the toilet tissue covers the rounded head. A press of the button on the back of the handle engages a rod that pushes out the soiled tissue into the toilet bowl. No sticking, no touching, no mess."


4 Comments on "Wiping when you can't... you know... reach"

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You know, I was always afraid of midgets. Now that I know they're running around with potentially feces-encrusted sticks, I'm even more scared of them.

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Looks like it would attach to a vacuum, just suck the dingles off

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You know, I was always afraid of midgets. Now that I know they're running around with potentially feces-encrusted sticks, I'm even more scared of them.

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Looks like it would attach to a vacuum, just suck the dingles off