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A collection of fecal tongs

Posted 09.11.2003 by Dave
Larfus sent us this gem:
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"Fecal tongs have been part of our world since the dawn of recorded history. ne can see them in Neolithic cave paintings in Lescaux, France: Men of the time lacked the know-how to build a hinge, yet they still expressed a desire for fecal tongs. Genghis Khan is sait to have always kept his personal tongbearer at his side. Whether used as a medical necessity or as a pleasure, the history of fecal tongs is in many ways the history of man."




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KesAFloyd (96) -- 09.11.2006

This is wonderful. I've honestly longed for fecal tongs on a number of occasions. I think a fecal ladel would work rather well, too. Picture a small ladel coated in nice, seamless plastic that you stick up your ass, up and around the blockage, and then pull downward gently. Turd slides out. No messy fingers.

Betty Poop (29) -- 09.11.2006

personally, sounds painful. i don't want anything shoved up my ass! is that REALLY how they're used? or do they just "retrieve the lost"?

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DungDaddy (1465) -- 09.11.2008

Those all look like regular tongs. This is a load of BS.

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