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TV star Linda Robson has been mugged outside her home - but her attacker escaped with nothing more than a bag of dog poo.

The Birds of a Feather actress had just scooped up after her new Staffordshire puppy George made a mess of her kitchen floor. She put the contents in a plastic bag and stepped out of her house in Islington, north London, so she could dump it in a skip on the road outside.

But as she did so a boy on a mountain bike struck her in the face and made off with the bag, hoping it contained something valuable.