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Saddam: "How can I possibly go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?"

Posted 12.15.2003 by Dave
Great quote... really keep things in perspective! I think he would have made a really good PoopReporter. Let's hope he has net access in prison.

From CNN: "'For example, he was offered a glass of water, and Saddam said, 'Well, if I take that glass of water I will have to urinate, and if I have to urinate, I will have to go to the bathroom, and how can I possibly go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?'' Time magazine correspondent Brian Bennett said."

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DungDaddy (1386) -- 12.15.2006

I don't quite get the connection, but then my people (who ARE my people?) have never been enslaved.

healthy 1 (1427) -- 12.15.2006

"How can I go to the bathroom when my people are enslaved?"

To Saddam

1. Stand in front of a toilet/urinal.
2. Unzip fly and pull out Mr. Happy.
3. Aim for the toilet/urinal.
4. Pee.
5. Shake off any doo drops.
6. Put Mr. Happy back in his proper place.
7. Flush.

If you can't read English, then just wing it.

That is how you go to the bathroom while your people are "enslaved".
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The Thunderous ... (710) -- 12.15.2006

What an idiot Saddam is. He has TOP RATE facilities now. I mean ANYTHING compared to what he had to go thru in some places has to be a step up. I would piss and crap to my hearts content. Just proves to me how stupid he really is.

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