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Posted 01.16.2006 by Dave
Some dispatches from my inbox: Clustersnarf blesses us with this gem: the knitted digestive system.

Did you see the link posted in the comments to SamDamnit's bookstore story to BookStorePoop.com? Here's the story from the site's owner, Darcy. "Bookstore Poop started because I work in a bookstore, and just about every day, we have a new poop trauma. If it isn't our store, it is one of our other locations. I figured, this can't be unique to my company, I bet other people have had poop trauma as well. So I started the website in an effort to get the poor, unsuspecting victims of the misuse of poop together to share their stories." Sam, feel free to resubmit your story there. Everyone else, if you have a bookstore poop story, submit it there, too -- but submit it here first. I don't mind sharing content, but I don't want them to corner the bookstore market -- especially if it's as lucrative as Darcy thinks.

Speaking of SamDamnit, he found the windsurfer toilet bowl cleaner.

Poopergal says: "I came across a gardening forum where the discussion has turned to using toilets as lawn ornaments. You might get a chuckle outta it..."

Ole Phart found an interesting article about high-tech toilets.

Ali says: "I just saw a comic that is perfect for your web site. Take a look!

PoopReporter Hogwild, the guy who runs Hogwild.net asks: "Would your audience be interested in my poop-related video?"

Kevin of Shizagram says: "Hi Dave. Just wanted to drop you a line to let you know I've now launched the world's first and only "remote mooning system." It's dubbed AssInTheBox.

Finally, we have this public service announcement (?): "I recently had a bad case of diarhea..did I spell that right? Anyway, I thought it would be brave (if not sick) to record these sound effects. OH MY...anyone interested in having this collection should email me at selektosteve@bellsouth.net. They're great to have around for parties, special projects, etc. FREE...just want to pass them around."

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
KeepOnCrappin (550) -- 01.16.2006

NOw Dave, if you don't mid sharing material, how come I cant have a dictionary.

Yay first post

Im still angry that dumpster is a commenting machine. I thkink he should win somthing if he comments on all the stories on PR.com.

He may comment faster than TSV.

KeepOnCrappin (550) -- 01.16.2006

He pulled 100 over me in a week.

SamDamnit (1192) -- 01.17.2006

I read where mooning has been ruled a form of free speech.

I wonder if that judges colleagues sent him the "ass in a box".

Here are some guys that are trying to raise money so they can exercise that very right.

http://www.moonthewhitehouse.com/

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

KeepOnCrappin (550) -- 01.17.2006

Heh-mooning is free speech

KeepOnCrappin (550) -- 01.17.2006

*Tries it out*

Fart Poopie (1257) -- 01.17.2006

There's more to PR than posting the most comments. 1 intelligent (or at least semi-intelligent) post is better and much more appreciated than 10 idiotic messages under one story or article.

SamDamnit, Do you know how long those guys have been working on their "moon the white house" fundraiser? They haven't raised very much money and I can't seem find that bit of info anywhere on there...

L Wrong Hubbard (216) -- 03.01.2006

It is pretty cold over here in Japan, can a get one of those knit colons?


_______
Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

SamDamnit (1192) -- 03.02.2006

I don't know, Fart Poopie. I can't find any thing either. The one press clipping that they link to, is not dated either.

_______
The Late Great
SamDamnit!
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

healthy 1 (1426) -- 12.28.2006

Too many good links to mention. In the high tech toilets link, I was reading about the Vaucity toilet.

I am remodeling my final bathroom next year, I am going to look into the Vaucity toilet.

I got a charge out of the windsurfer toilet bowl cleaner. I can't use it in my toilet, unless it the cleaner is biodegradeable.
_______
"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

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