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The biggest bathroom in Florida? The US? The world???

Posted 05.19.2006 by AssBlaster2000
As many of you on the forums know, I recently took a road trip down I-95 from Pennsylvania to Florida. It wasn't my first time making the trip. And I have seen a lot of public shitters in my life. So I'm not easily impressed by a bunch of toilets.

This bathroom, however, was different. When I saw it, I stopped dead in my tracks. Twenty-six pristine shitters in a row. Holy crap, dude. (I think I might have said that out loud to myself.) Twenty-six!

Luckily I had the digital camera stashed in my purse. Double luckily, no one else was in this huge bathroom. Having twenty-six stalls to choose from was kind of empowering. Of course, after I did my business, I snapped a pic.

Here's a view someone else got of this rest stop from the outside. The wings on each side of the building? Yep, all stalls. Flushing them all at once would be amazing.

Has anyone ever seen anything like this? What do you think is the most number of stalls ever built in a single restroom?

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 05.19.2006

That's phenomenal! A family of 12 could live comfortably in that square footage! It is beauty to behold; I think this one may be the winner.

The Shit Volcano (3818) -- 05.19.2006

The next time I am in the Atlanta airport I will try to give myself a superlong layover. That way I can find the most massive bathroom and count the stalls. There are some huge ones there that probably have at least fifty stalls.

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Double Flush (664) -- 05.19.2006

That's freaking amazing! And huge! Where is this located? I might want to go there just to take a dump, just so I can say I did it... and to take digital pictures! I could also count the urinals in the mens room.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

AssBlaster2000 (1116) -- 05.19.2006

It's in Brevard County, FL, at mile marker 168 northbound.

Northy (107) -- 05.20.2006

Fantastic, could you imagine the smell if all 26 were blocked with logs. Or you went on a stag do and you all had vindaloo so all 26 of you needed to go. Get the bog spray out!!!

The Shit Volcano (3818) -- 05.20.2006

AB, which one of those in the parking lot is your car?

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Don't question authority. It doesn't know either.

AssBlaster2000 (1116) -- 05.21.2006

I didn't take the pic of the outside. That's from some website Florida maintains about its rest stops. Our car that we took to Florida looks a little bit like this.

The Dumpster (2513) -- 05.22.2006

What is the ghostly-looking figure on the back wall? Is the place haunted?

KeepOnCrappin (554) -- 05.22.2006

I think the record for hugest crapper may be in the Dallas-FOrt Worth airport. I think that's the biggest in the US. Gates can be up to 4 miles apart, you have to take a train to go between 1 AIRLINE's gates. I remember that the crappers were huge there.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Great comment! +1 point
JamieTeal (107) -- 05.22.2006

Yes, Dumpster, that's Moaning Myrtle. Maybe we should send it to ghoststudy.com (kind of like poopreport.com, only for a different kind of dearly departed)

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 05.22.2006

Hey! Hermione would know Moaning Myrtle!
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Santa Caca!

JamieTeal (107) -- 05.22.2006

In all honesty, the bathroom doesn't strike me as being particularly gigantic. Long, yes, but I've seen bathrooms with many antechambers, twist, turns, and corridors that I bet had more stalls than that.

Double Flush (664) -- 05.23.2006

OH!! There's a building here at NCSU that has a lot of stalls and it's in the middle part of a circular building, so you go in and see the circle turning tightly. I'd bet there are about 20 stalls and 15 or so urinals. I'll have to go see some time and take pictures.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

KeepOnCrappin (554) -- 05.23.2006

All PoopReporters need to go out in their Poop Patrol Cars(Crap Cars) and tkae pictures of all the biggest crappers they can find, and send the biggest ones to Dave. But is is most crappers in a building (stadium or DFW airport) or most in 1 room? (Rest area) I think that a rest area in NJ I know of may take the cake.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

AssBlaster2000 (1116) -- 05.23.2006

Which rest stop is that, KOC? I've been in a few in NJ and don't remember any that are particularly large.

Also, I think the criteria should be most toilets in one bathroom, or most stalls you can fit in one photo.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 05.24.2006

For Poop Reporting purposes, I may have to pack up the boy and go to *The Big D, tomorrow.

Mickey's got some behemoth bathrooms.
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Santa Caca!
*(That's Disneyland, not The Dumpster, as lovely as I'm sure that would be).

The Dumpster (2513) -- 05.24.2006

I resemble that remark!

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 05.24.2006

Bah Dom Bum. Tchhzz.

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Santa Caca!

KeepOnCrappin (554) -- 05.24.2006

GGG, how close do you live to DL?
Write a report on the food so I don't have to.

AB2K, it is on the NJ turnpike. I think it burned down or somthing, because it was closed for a while and reopened 2-4 years ago and it is huge. Its got a red and brick color scheme outside and inside there is a Starbucks, Burger King, and Dunkin Donuts. That's what I remember.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Latus Rectum (43) -- 05.24.2006

Wow, that bathroom is awsomely huge! If I'm ever in that area, I'll have to check it out.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 05.25.2006

KOC-- Well, I live close enough to Disneyland to buy annual passes. We go maybe 8 or 9 times a year. Everything is freeway close in The Golden Orange of California!

I never thought of dooing a Disney food Poop Report! Whoa! Thanks for the idea. Although, nothing affects me, much. We shall see.

The hot chocolate at Disneyland make my DD barf, every time. (Okay, it took us until the 3rd time to realize the hot chocolate was the only common denominator. She ate all kinds of stuff. Don't look at me like that!)
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Santa Caca!

juiop (34) -- 05.25.2006

I once had a dream about a department-store sized building filled with half-walled stalls, crappers, and urinals. I also had a dream about a church that had a huge toilet; normal height but enormous width and breadth. Everyone in the church could sit there and enjoy the sermon and crap to their hearts' content... Everyone would sit on the huge seat facing Out, of course. um. I have weird dreams.
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Double Flush (664) -- 05.25.2006

GGG, I gotta know. What's all this stuff I see around such as DD, DS, DH, etc.? It's really confusing me.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 05.25.2006

Apologies. It's a shorthand we use on another forum I go to. DH is Dear Husband, DD is Darling Daughter, and DS is Darling Son. In context, the D can also stand for damn, if the writer is ticked off.

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Santa Caca!

Double Flush (664) -- 05.25.2006

Thank you for clearing the confusion for me. Now I can understand what on Earth you are talking about.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

KeepOnCrappin (554) -- 05.25.2006

I had an odd dream. I was rinding around on my bike, and suddenly I was on a toilet with pedals, taking a dump. BUt I had to pedal to make the poop come out. What the hell?

What churches need is the Simpson's toilet chair. A La-Z-boy with a toilet in it for everyone.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Lame comment! -1 point
Double Flush (664) -- 05.26.2006

Ahh yes. And put the toilet chair in front of my desk. Next to a fridge someone else keeps stocked.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

The Shit Volcano (3818) -- 05.26.2006

KOC, I thought I had some weird toilet dreams. The bicycle dream tops my alien bathroom dream any day! The picture of your poop bike has be on the floor!

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Don't question authority. It doesn't know either.

KeepOnCrappin (554) -- 05.26.2006

It was a couple days ago. Maybe it was pedal to flush the toilet. Oh well

Today I came across a situation where the hugest bathroom in the US was nessecerry (sp). In one of the schools where I work, the place where I usually take a dump when needed was comprimised. Somehow, the toilet on the female side of the wall leaks all over the floor and under the wall to the male side, making both rooms inpenetrable. Even the custodians refuse to go in. So the only available restroom was the one that 700 other people at this event were using. It took FOREVER to get in.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Lame comment! -1 point
Poopgirl (80) -- 06.25.2006


26 toilets!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!! Very cool!
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

healthy 1 (1435) -- 01.07.2007

That is impressive. The largest bathroom I have seen, had ten stalls, and I though that was something.

I can imagine the output that all 26 toilets would produce if they were simultaneously flushed.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

The Big Wiper (2292) -- 01.07.2007

The size of this thing makes my mind wonder and wander: Has anyone ever considered an amusement park with a bathroom theme? GottaGo World? Rides like the Automatic Flusher (a water chute with a huge pull chain at the top); a wave pool in the shape of gigantic toilet bowl; the possibilities are endless.

No doubt someone would think it's in bad taste. But I bet the kiddies would love it!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Away we Go! (not verified) -- 01.07.2007

Big Wiper: Go to Wet and Wild in Orlando and ride Der Stuka. German for "The Wedgie". After four or five trips down that thing, you will accumulate enough water for a chlorinated enema. I actually felt myself leaking after riding down that thing and went in the bathroom where I dumped about a pint of water. Amazing.

Fart Poopie (1258) -- 01.07.2007

Big Wiper, YOU MUST act on this amusement park idea of yours. I bet it would attract enough people to turn a tidy profit.

Now that I think about it, it's a bit surprising there isn't one already in Japan...

72incher (not verified) -- 07.15.2008

ive had a 72 incher before it was HUGE!!!!!! it rubed me it felt oddly weird :^) ((((((((((((((

MSG (1587) -- 07.16.2008

Looking at the photo of the stalls, I note that all the doors are closed. How does one tell which stalls are occupied? Does one push a door open and go in if no one yells? I prefer finding the doors all open except for the stalls that are in use.

ChiefThunderbutt (3642) -- 07.16.2008

Here in Tennessee one of our local businesses, in an attempt to achieve grandeur, built a two story outhouse.
The upper story was for executives and the lower for all other associates.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Thunderbox (1616) -- 07.16.2008

This pales into insignificance now. A purpose made toilet block has been built in 2007 in Chongqing, southwest China - it`s 4 storeys high, 32990 square feet and has over 1000 toilets.

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