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Brick a shit

Posted 05.13.2009 by El Scumbag
If you've ever thought that the place where you lived was shit, spare a thought for those living in new housing projects in Indonesia, as their houses may actually be constructed from it.

Students from Indonesia's Prasetiya Mulya Business School have just won the 2009 Global Social Venture Competition with their invention, the EcoFaeBrick. With the local clay quarries overmined due to Indonesia's huge demand for affordable housing, pressure on the land has been enormous, so the environmentally-conscious students have taken advantage of an abundant natural resource: cow manure.

EcoFaeBrick provide a highly economical solution to a waste problem while helping to preserve the local environment from the damages caused by clay quarries. Not only are the bricks 20% lighter and stronger than the traditional variety, they are considerably cheaper and easier; and, in terms of CO2 emissions, they're cleaner to manufacture.

What's more, it's hoped that this venture will drastically increase the revenue of local farmers, whose cattle were previously only useful for producing milk or meat -- thereby increasing their quality of life and ultimately encouraging ex-clay miners to farm.

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
HowleyKook (119) -- 05.13.2009

Bring a whole new meaning to "Built Like a Brick Shit-house"
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Happy Crappin'
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Deja Poo (966) -- 05.13.2009

I don't know what the R-factor of that brick is, but I can tell you what the Argh-factor is.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Bran Lover (655) -- 05.13.2009

I think that lady is shitting a brick in that picture!

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 05.13.2009

I can't help but wonder if the cow poop might be better recycled as fertilizer?


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 05.13.2009

Have these houses been tested in the rain? What if the roof leaks? I wouldn't use pots and pans to catch those leaks.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Squat-n-leaveit (540) -- 05.14.2009

More like "Built like a shit-brick house!"

ChiliKahKah (954) -- 05.14.2009

Eco-brick or E-coli Brick ?

Dave (11977) -- 05.14.2009

I love the idea of this, but the name is awful. "EcoFaeBrick"? They say that some words roll off the tongue... this one does exactly the opposite. I could see a committee sitting around trying to figure out the name. Some of them wanted to highlight the environmentally-friendly nature of this invention, whereas others wanted to sensationalize the raw material. Their compromise probably left no one happy -- and then someone decided that it's more academically acceptable to spell it as "faeces" than "feces", which made the word even more unwieldy.

Any suggestions for a better name?

El Scumbag (598) -- 05.14.2009

Ecowbrick?

Thunderbox (1357) -- 05.14.2009

What about "patties"? That sounds more like a word that would be used in that part of the world.

The houses wouldn`t leak, Nine Inch, as the patties have been through a firing process just like standard bricks.

Walter Ostenek (not verified) -- 05.14.2009

Fecobrick would have been my choice. Pronounced FEE CO Brick. I guess Indonesia isn't up on catchy Madison Ave. type names. Now what do you use to join the bricks...merder?

Deja Poo (966) -- 05.14.2009

How about the "Why does my house smell like a gawddam cow pasture?" brick or maybe "grass through the cow once" block?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Bilgepump (2747) -- 05.14.2009

I've pondered this a bit, and the best I can come up with is "Cudcrete".


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

cornleg (161) -- 05.14.2009

Yep there's that shit brick-house we suggested a while back as a solution to one of our poop-reporter's problem of what to do with their 5 gal. bucket of leftover camping crap. Why they saved it I'll never know but, ok, nevertheless here's the answer!
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Don't move the truck I'm still on the bucket!

Squat-n-leaveit (540) -- 05.14.2009

Who woulda thunk, that Metamucil could cure the housing shortage.

Deja Poo (966) -- 05.17.2009

I'm so inspired by this that I think I'm going to replace the wooden facade on my house. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go pass the first brick.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

ChiefThunderbutt (2712) -- 05.17.2009

With all the fertilizer in your walls you could turn your home into a giant chia pet.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

ChiliKahKah (954) -- 05.17.2009

I can just imagine the stink if a shit-brick house caught on fire and the fire department came to put it out with thousands of gallons of water. Ugh.

pnuttycorn (456) -- 05.17.2009

Well I'm all for it. something positive that could come out of something so gross. I could just see Martha Stewart, with all good intentions hyping this on her show.
House made of poo. It's a good thing.

Squat-n-leaveit (540) -- 05.17.2009

Well Chili, to see if they stink when they get hot, perhaps you could build a BBQ. (BBPoo?)

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 05.19.2009

I am still a little wary about this idea. I love the eco-friendlyness of it, but something about living in a shit house. If I wanted to do that I would move to Tacoma

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

realripsnorter (70) -- 05.19.2009


And so personalized - All the artiste' just shit a masterpiece!

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It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

Papapoop (not verified) -- 05.22.2009

I used to burn cow poop when wood ran out. Can't help but wonder how flammable they are...maybe mixd with some mud? They got plenty of that, thas fo shoe.

prarie doggin (3866) -- 05.22.2009

Now if they could just turn that cow shit into furniture and appliances they'd be all set.

Bran Lover (655) -- 05.22.2009

What style would we call this furniture?

Early Fecal Decor.
Feudal Feacal.
Ming Dung.
Victorian Crap.
Middle Age Moo Modality.
Post-Modern Poo Contemporary.

New appliance manufacturers:
Whirlpoo Appliances.
Mootag Pishwashers.

I know there are others...


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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

prarie doggin (3866) -- 05.22.2009

Any one of the Ronco appliances. They're all crap anyway.

realripsnorter (70) -- 05.22.2009


Included,of course, would be "SamDung" and the steaming "Piele"

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It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.22.2009

Looking at this site ahs made me need to poop.

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