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Pet Waste Disposal Employee Finds Bunch of Bills in a Mound of Turds

Posted 07.19.2010 by ChiefThunderbutt
A pet poop cleanup worker in St. Louis recently saw what appeared to be money sticking out of a pile of one of his customer's dog's turds. Steve Wilson, an employee of Doody Calls Pet Waste, was unsure of what to do at first, but he decided upon gingerly removing the moolah from the feces, sanitizing the bills, and returning them to the dog's owner.

It turns out there were fifty-eight dollars worth of bills which, although torn, had intact serial numbers. This meant they could be exchanged for new bills and gives yet another meaning to the term "good shit."

I don't know about the rest of you, but I may don a pair of rubber gloves and head out on a turd search. I would think that the local doggy park is a good place to start.

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Dr Scully (83) -- 07.19.2010

I'm curious as to how exactly he sanitized the money.
What an honest man too. He cleans up dog shit for a living, finds money in it, removes and cleans it, and still returns it to the owner after all that effort. Amazing.

ChiliKahKah (1526) -- 07.20.2010

turns out that brown was really green !

MSG (1642) -- 07.20.2010

I guess I'm a little dense, but I don't see how he knew who the dog owner was. Are the poop units labeled by owner of donor? Was the worker at the person's home doing the cleanup, in which case he could have knocked on the door and said to the owner, "Did you know you left $58 in bills with your dog's poop"? Or did the owner bring in a large bag of the stuff, with the bills inside, so the worker knew who had brought it? Not getting a clear picture here.

ChiefThunderbutt (3727) -- 07.20.2010

Dr Scully ... Since paper money is in reality cloth money it can be placed in a washing machine safely. I don't know how sanitary mere washing would make it.

I once managed a small carnival that was run for charity and one of the attractions was snow cones. All the money we took in at that booth seemed to have been covered in syrup. We dumped the proceeds, both coins and bills, into a washing machine, dried and ironed the bills and they looked like they had just been minted.

MSG ... I think the pooper scooper guy was still at the customers home when he discovered the bills. If it had been me I would have handed the bills over, poop and all, and let the customer worry about the separating.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Release the Kraken (not verified) -- 07.25.2010

This is the very definition of 'honest to a fault'....I mean if I had to clean poop for a living, I'd take this as fortune smiling upon *ME* (in its own twisted way). You'd have had to prize that fifty eight bucks from my cold, dead poop smelling fingers.

Thunderbox (1616) -- 07.25.2010

I`d say anyone who found money in turds and was willing to get it out and clean it up deserves to keep it.

paintin' porcelain (not verified) -- 07.25.2010

You'd be surprised by how much money residential poop cleaner uppers make. I was just reading on MSN about this very topic. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38171680/from/toolbar

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