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Bush and his solemn doodie

Posted 05.25.2006 by Dave
I know this site is dedicated to the *intellectual* appreciation of poop humor. But sometimes we can appreciate it from a not-so-lofty vantage. Click the button to play.

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GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 05.25.2006

I turned this on, and my son started yelling, "No, Mama! Off!" It annoyed him. Maybe he's going to be a Shameful, like his dad.
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Santa Caca!

PooperGal (527) -- 05.25.2006

Maybe he just doesn't like hearing rap from middle-aged tight-wight boys, GGG.

This is a swell little piece. Good laughs.


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PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Double Flush (632) -- 05.25.2006

This is awesome, a fine piece of work! I like butchering videos, or trying to, but this is just better than anything I would think of.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Pipe Nightmare (68) -- 05.25.2006

"There is no limit to the greatness of a doodie."

"We have one doodie, and one future to find doodie."

Man, this is good one! I wish someone would doctor up a John Kerry video like this.

Double Flush (632) -- 05.25.2006

Find me a John Kerry video and I'll at least try. All I have at my disposal, sadly, is Windoze Movie Maker, but it's worked for me so far.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Dave (11998) -- 05.25.2006

I foresee a great meme in the near future: remixed videos of celebrities talking about poop.

There's a 37 minute Kerry video here.

Here's the transcript.

In fact, here's a whole bunch of his speeches.

However, fact is that Kerry pretty clearly enunciates himself. Which may make it tough to find good fodder for this project. I think people with strong accents might be better. Ted Kennedy? Clinton?

daphne (4622) -- 05.25.2006

C'mon Double Flush, have a sense of humor here.

We lefties have to take all sorts of crap and deal.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Dave (11998) -- 05.25.2006

Remixed poop videos, like PoopReport itself, are apolitical. Left or right, anyone saying "doodie" is funny.

Cyanocobalamin (57) -- 05.25.2006

Hilarious! G0d bless doody!

ganja fairy (11) -- 05.26.2006

i just totally rocked out to that.

SamDamnit (1196) -- 05.26.2006

G.W. is just full of doody.

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Sir SamDamnit!
The Prince of Poop

Double Flush (632) -- 05.26.2006

If I find the time (and the willpower) Im'a see what I can do with the Kerry video. Wish me luck!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

DungDaddy (1465) -- 05.26.2006

I've been playing this video in my office, just to rock out. Bush talking about doody is perfect. I wonder what Water Closet One is like.

daphne (4622) -- 05.26.2006

You find a John Kerry video, Flushie, and I'll bring the popcorn.......

He IS easy to make fun of.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

The Shit Volcano (3818) -- 05.26.2006

I'll bring the drinks. I hate Bush, but I hate Kerry, too! I think no one has doctored a video of him because no one has to.

Anyway, what was it that I said about politicians busy spewing shit? This video was hilarious!

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Don't question authority. It doesn't know either.

Double Flush (632) -- 05.26.2006

I just had an idea! I could cut out some "p", "d", and "sh" sounds and make a Kerry beatbox, though I'm not sure how that can relate to poop...

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

The Shit Volcano (3818) -- 05.26.2006

John Kerry's on it, isn't he?

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Don't question authority. It doesn't know either.

Double Flush (632) -- 05.26.2006

Yes, TSV, and as we both keep saying, he spews crap! It works out perfectly.

C. Everett Poop, watch closely for the subliminal images of hot girls in the act of making a BM. It's true, they do it.

Minus 1 for me! Yay!

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Poodemonium (26) -- 05.29.2006

Nice editing. It's catchy.... I loled @ this one!

craperjack (19) -- 06.09.2006

this was hilarious Dave when I showed my older brother he laughed all day.

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