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To crap, or not to crap, in a bull's bum

Posted 08.26.2009 by Thunderbox
This is the current dilemma in the town of Bulls in New Zealand. Plans have been drawn up for an unusual new public toilet for the town which would cost $226,000. The problem for many of the townsfolk is that the toilet is based on a bull`s ass.

The idea would be for people to walk up a tail-shaped path and enter through the bull`s ring piece. Depending on your gender you would then enter one of the butt cheeks to find it fitted out as a well appointed toilet.

The locals are not in full agreement about the benefits of dropping their loads in a bull`s arse. Some, such as Bulls and District co-ordinator Bronwyn Meads, consider that the toilet will attract up to thirty percent of the twelve thousand people who pass through the town each day to stop, leave a deposit in the big bottom then browse around town and do some shopping.

Others, like councilor Jill Strugnell say “It`s a vulgar concept that isn`t worth the money.”

Much discussion has still to take place, but it seems to be a no brainer; who wouldn`t want to have the opportunity to drop a load inside a giant set of buttocks?

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
DungDaddy (1465) -- 08.26.2009

It is vulgar as some of the critics say. But somehow appealing as it is simultaneously repulsive. I like it. I think I like it. Ewww.

Bran Lover (691) -- 08.26.2009

Oh bull crap! What a great tourist trap idea! Every town has to have it's own gimmick to drum up business. Why not a bull's business? It does fit Bull's theme after all.

Hey Edna! After we see the world's largest ball of string, let's go poop under a bull's ball! (Brings back old Route 66 memories.)
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 08.26.2009

The idea would be so much better if there was poop coming out of the bull's ass. Or if you entered through the ass hole and the restrooms were located on either side of the colon.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

sittingpretty (2412) -- 08.26.2009

I don't know as it sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. I think there are better ways to draw tourists to a town.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Squat-n-leaveit (629) -- 08.26.2009

Do the doors tighten up during fly season?

Great comment! +1 point
Deja Poo (1105) -- 08.26.2009

I never really thought of myself as a bovine suppository.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

sittingpretty (2412) -- 08.26.2009

Good point, Deja.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

pnuttycorn (518) -- 08.26.2009

Eh, there's weird toilets all over. I think a bull toilet would be cool. And if it helps their economy, why not?

Allanah (not verified) -- 08.27.2009

re: Nine Inch Log
The plan is for you to enter into the bulls rare-end and then ladies are in one butt cheek males in the other. I live in NZ though have never been to Bulls, but they really have made their town a tourist attraction based on their name. The police station is called 'consta-bull' the town is describes as 'unforgeta-bull' and etc etc, nearly every shop has a 'bull' name, its pretty funny as it is, just let them have the bloody toilets I say!

daphne (4623) -- 08.29.2009

My favorite part of this article is that I have always loved looking at floor plans and architectural conceptual designs. The circular bathroom plan is actually kind of neat.

Good job, TBox!


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

ChiefThunderbutt (3224) -- 08.29.2009

Might be worth a try, if it fails as a money maker Bulls can follow the example of a few small towns in Tennessee by posting a ridiculously low speed limit through town then giving all the tourists a citation for speeding until all losses are recovered.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

daphne (4623) -- 09.07.2009

You've been to Rosepine, Louisiana, haven't you?

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

sittingpretty (2412) -- 09.09.2009

I haven't been to Rosepine, La. OOOOH, I have to go poo...again. Cramps. BRB.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Bran Lover (691) -- 09.14.2009

So sorry your cramps are so bad that you haven't come back to the 'puter after 5 days. Poor baby!
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

sittingpretty (2412) -- 09.18.2009

I'm feeling better now. I had eaten Louisiana hot sauce earlier that day and it made me sick for a couple of days. Then my back/hip/pelvic pain came on me with a vengence. Wednesday, I got my superior hypogastric plexus block for the pain I have when I poo and/or pee, so I'm back in the saddle again! Missed you too, Brannie.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Lame comment!
cindie (not verified) -- 09.22.2009

Aren't people disgusting enough without encouraging more foul behavior?????
THIS IS ONE SICK SOCIETY that we live in!

Bilgepump (2916) -- 09.22.2009

Fret not, Cindie, this was in New Zealand, not the US...we just shit in filthy plain old restrooms. Or the candy aisle at the grocery if its nearing Halloween...OH DAMN!!! I GOTTA GO!!!

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

ChiliKahKah (1231) -- 09.23.2009

This could be a new version of runs with the bulls. You have to squat and drop without getting gored !

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